colin: -he's to busy being chased by a knife to answer-
Max: *le bootyfully saves him* chill. I'm sure he didn't mean that. *and just as you start to run after him again he grabs you and shoves you aside* ok enough. Seriously stop. I can defy all laws of everything loser.
And we have the power of breaking the 4th wall peseant.
Max: >:C
hehehehehehehhehehehehehehehe.
Max: fine. I'm going to my room! Enjoy your DEATH Colin! >:C
Aight cool. I know that your powers of retention. Are as wet as a warthogs backside. But thicc as you are. Pay attention! My words are a matter of pride. It's clear from your vacant expressions. The lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking kings and succession. EVEN YOU CAN'T BE CAUGHT UNAWARES! So prepare. For the chance of a lifetime. Be prepared. For sensaitional news. A shining new era. Is tiptoeing nearer. And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher. I know it's sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded when at last I am given my dues. And in justice deliciously squared. Be Prepareeeeed!
Max: Are you actually singing Be Prepared?
Yeah. I know a disney song isn't the best thing for this moment but who cares! Do you have a problem with it pesant!
Max; *hides under the table too* ;-;
Max: It's just that I'm one of her fav OC's so it's very harsh for her to treat me like this.
Well what do you want me to do!
Max: OH IDK! BE A BIT NICER?!?!?!
WELL I'M SORRY! I RAISED YOU LIKE MY OWN CHILD EVEN THO YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL!
Max: I AM REAL IN THIS WORLD LOSER!
SO WHAT PEASANT!
Max: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(welp. We're about to fight to the death so it's best to stop this now XD)