-me stabbing him over and over and healing him- who said he would die?
Colin: ;w;
Aight cool. I know that your powers of retention. Are as wet as a warthogs backside. But thicc as you are. Pay attention! My words are a matter of pride. It's clear from your vacant expressions. The lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking kings and succession. EVEN YOU CAN'T BE CAUGHT UNAWARES! So prepare. For the chance of a lifetime. Be prepared. For sensaitional news. A shining new era. Is tiptoeing nearer. And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher. I know it's sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded when at last I am given my dues. And in justice deliciously squared. Be Prepareeeeed!
Max: Are you actually singing Be Prepared?
Yeah. I know a disney song isn't the best thing for this moment but who cares! Do you have a problem with it pesant!
Max; *hides under the table too* ;-;
Max: It's just that I'm one of her fav OC's so it's very harsh for her to treat me like this.
Well what do you want me to do!
Max: OH IDK! BE A BIT NICER?!?!?!
WELL I'M SORRY! I RAISED YOU LIKE MY OWN CHILD EVEN THO YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL!
Max: I AM REAL IN THIS WORLD LOSER!
SO WHAT PEASANT!
Max: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(welp. We're about to fight to the death so it's best to stop this now XD)
(no stop us from fighting but I guess too late)
Max: *takes out a gun*
A gun is useless against my power.
Max: Your power is not as strong as mine.
No. It's stronger.
Max: We'll see....
*and now the fight begins*
Max used randomly shoot and hope it hits
Player (me) used dodge
Max used sneak attack
Player used knock down
Max used sweet innocence It's super effective!
Player used dodge
Max: wait. You can't dodge that move.
uhhhhhhhh yes you can! Let's just continue.
*a few hours later*
*they still fighting*
*heavy breathing* I admit. I underestimated your power.
Max: *is also very tired* And I underestimated yours. You truly are powerful.
This fight is going nowhere. It's clear no one will win.
Max: soooo. Bros?
Bros. *le fist bump*
(nevermind it turned out ok)