This was a lot of fun! Had quite a bit of content too! I'm not sure if it's intended or not... I went with the Orc and just ran away from everything, and tried to only take damage when necessary. I think that strategy made it much easier than intended?
Design and balance of these things is quite difficult, some people will try to kill everything, even when there is no reward for it, taking massive damage in the process. Others will only take the risk and kill when it is incentivized by some reward.
I ended up playing it much like you would except a speedrunner to. Frantically running around until I found the boss... Who was much larger and cooler than I expected! aaaand that's how I met your mother. ;)
Great entry guys, very fitting of the theme, had fun with it!