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-am i to interact with them or them to interact with me . . . - -some real destiny thinking crap-

redhead dude: oh hello! my name is Dave!

green guy: and im green guy!

._. Hallo -mind: who the hecc would name their child green guy <>w<>???-

Hello-

David: *uh oh this is the guy Penelope warned you about* hey kiddo! i was just teaching my friend here, come! *he grabs your arm and puts you in a seat*

green guy: *this dudes only here becuz they like David, thats ovious*

no thank you im fine <>w<>

David: *ignores you*

David: today we're learning about the food groups!

but I don't want to :<

David: *ignored that to*

David: *points to a picture of all le healthy foods* now THESE are the show offy foods, show offy foods make your teeth go gray

David: *points to a bunch of foods that will make you fat* and these are the good foods, you should eat lots of good foods

-sleep- -snooooorrrreee-

David: *slaps your face really hard to wake you up*

David: *just keeps repeating this over and over and over and it gets louder and more weird every time*

*about 5 times later*

David: *this time he points to human remains, specifically bloody meat*  and these are the good foods, you should eat lots of good foods