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THE POLYWOG GOD5 years ago

David: *ignored that to*

David: *points to a picture of all le healthy foods* now THESE are the show offy foods, show offy foods make your teeth go gray

David: *points to a bunch of foods that will make you fat* and these are the good foods, you should eat lots of good foods

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An emo grandmother5 years ago

-sleep- -snooooorrrreee-

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THE POLYWOG GOD5 years ago

David: *slaps your face really hard to wake you up*

David: *just keeps repeating this over and over and over and it gets louder and more weird every time*

*about 5 times later*

David: *this time he points to human remains, specifically bloody meat*  and these are the good foods, you should eat lots of good foods

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An emo grandmother5 years ago

why would i eat that its yucky ._.

Also you do know you repeated the last thing like 5 times right?

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THE POLYWOG GOD5 years ago

yes

David: *ignores the second thing you said* thats not yucky!

green guy: *GoRsp* ShEs EaTiNg sHow ofFY FooDs

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An emo grandmother5 years ago

OkAy

how do you know that :>

-shoving veggie straws in my mouth- what are you talkin about

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THE POLYWOG GOD5 years ago

David: because!

green guy: I kNeW IT!

David: *hes a bit more scary now, and you didnt notice before, but his clothes are bloodstained* uh-oh, somes eating show-offy foods, i guess i'll have to show you why thats bad *he gets out a lardge carving knife and some surgery tools*

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An emo grandmother5 years ago

Because dosent say how

ooo fun, torture

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THE POLYWOG GOD5 years ago

David: *he just stabs you in the head with his carving knife*

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An emo grandmother5 years ago

ow :<

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An emo grandmother5 years ago

r u liv

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