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Penelope: *she just keeps looking around theyre big shared house for David and/or Malcolm, knowing that they must be there somewhere*

Penelope: *shouting from another room* ANYBODY SEE DAVID OR MALCOLM????

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Penelope: OH MY GOD TELL HIM TO GET OUT OF THERE! I DONT CARE IF ITS HIS TURN TO MAKE DINNER TONIGHT IM NOT EATING PEOPLE!

Penelope: *kicks down the door to the kitchen, witch is a totally nomral thing in this house* DADDY DAVID GTFO OUT OF THE KITCHEN RIGHT NOW! ITS MOMMY PAIGES TURN TO COOK!

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Penelope: Daddy, we've been through this, you can "teach: people outside our family, but no stupid bullshit in this house

Penelope: *wait i have an idea8 MOMMY PAIGE, DADDY DAVID IS TRYING TO MESS WITH MY HEAD AGAIN!

*Paige absoloutley hates when David does that according to my headcannons btw*

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Penelope: now Daddy PLEASE get out of the kitchen

Penelope: *turns to Paige* Mommy can we have spagetti tonight?

Penelope: *also gives David a little hug*

Penelope: *gives green dude a BIG hug and hands him some carrots as he goes away with Davd* here, this is better than anything David will give you, but you cant let him see you have it okay?

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Penelope: yes, now go you stupid redhead (she lives in the human AU) and no more trying to make me eat people, got it?

Penelope: GUYS WERE HEVING SPAGETTI!

Penelope: *flashbacks to why she teaches kids not to r_pe people* PUTS YOUR SHIRT BACK ON NOW

seeya :(

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