Penelope: yes, now go you stupid redhead (she lives in the human AU) and no more trying to make me eat people, got it?
Penelope: GUYS WERE HEVING SPAGETTI!
Penelope: *flashbacks to why she teaches kids not to r_pe people* PUTS YOUR SHIRT BACK ON NOW
seeya :(
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Penelope: *freaking out* PLEASE JUST PUT YOURE DAMN SHIRT ON
Penelope: *has a moment she usualy has where she realizes everyone she knows has at least 2 mental illnesses*
Penelope: *heavy breathing* please exuse me guys i need to go see Colin for a moment
Peneope: *she walks to Colins room, hoping hes in there coding a game or something, or charging himself*
Penelope: *clears throat* hey Dad
