Me: its alright, i identify as Female no worries! and...i'm sorry for inturrupting anything important you may have been doing but as you can see its cold and raining (its cold and raining. just go with it plz) and i have no place to stay and i was thinking maybe you would be so kind as to let me stay here for the night
Me: 8then remembers rule #1 of any anime/kids show: dont trsut hot girls with lipstick*