Hey AceSheperd, here is my opinion:
- The title of the game made me laugh out loud so good job!
- The pixelart and sound is astonishing! Best I've seen yet.
- The mechanic is fun, but I think their could be done more with it.
- The keybindings to change appearance are strange, I would prefer keys you could reach with your other hand since you're not using it now.
- I think it's a bug, but not sure. I ran past the caretakers as an adult but also lost the game. Did not seem right for me. If it was a bug indeed. Then there would be no need to change to gramps because he is slower than the adult version. (Maybe I'm wrong with my bug assumption)
- It is possible to fall out of the map (right side during second section )
Simple platformer, art is really nice and so is the sound. I think the mechanics and gameplay could use a bit more work. What you delivered now however is already a fun little game. Nice work!