Carrion: *smol bby brain idea*......hav an-y can-dy?
Obsidian: *points to a cabinet*
Carrion: ^ ^ *legit eats all th cnady she can find in less than 5 seconds, her weird stringy bleeding tendrills grabbing at any and every candy and shoving it into any one of her many, many mouths, usualy not even stopping to unwrap the candy*
Obsidian: So. Why'd you break into my home as a cat?
Carrion: me thou-ght you would-nt not-ice as much if me were a cat or oth-er pet
Obsidian: yeah but. Why'd you break into my hous.
Carrion:........you look yum-i mean you look pre-tty.........
Obsidian: yeah? Well maybe you should have said that to me 13 years ago.
Carrion: ???........
Obsidian: No. Nevermind. 20 years ago. (she's 20)