Obsidian: yeah? Well maybe you should have said that to me 13 years ago.
Obsidian: the day I was born. You know the 9 months I wasn't born yet were the best 9 months of my life. When I was born. My existance became misery. Then when I was 5 I was abandoned and lived at an orphanage for a long time. Easily became the oldest since nobody would give me even a glance. Then made a friend who ditched me. Then left the orphanage and lived here with a normal job and a normal miserable sad life waiting for the sweet release of death with no emotions at all.