salamander: uhm ok -bruv why this place so big-
becuz its a whole frickin castle
Remus: the spare rooms are down the hall, find a empty one and make yourself at home *gets some frickin DeODorAnT out of the fridge and uh yeah*
why's is there deodorant in the fridge
What?When?Huh?How?
salamander: uhm okay -le goes to find an empty room-
becuz according to cannon Sanders Sides Remus eat deodorant for some reason
Remus: *yep*
wut
What if someone nasty arm sweat got in there
You dont know where its been
breh
he dont care
Remus is literally Intrusive Thoughts
._.
true-
salamander: -she literly chose the first empty one she found-
*its a 100% empty room, the only things it has in it is a comfortable bed, a bookshelf filled with sex novels, and a vanity*
salamander: ._. meh
Scrafty: *a purple imp made of different scraps of cloth brought to life* hey new girl
