becuz according to cannon Sanders Sides Remus eat deodorant for some reason
Remus: *yep*
wut
What if someone nasty arm sweat got in there
You dont know where its been
breh
he dont care
Remus is literally Intrusive Thoughts
._.
true-
salamander: -she literly chose the first empty one she found-
*its a 100% empty room, the only things it has in it is a comfortable bed, a bookshelf filled with sex novels, and a vanity*
salamander: ._. meh
Scrafty: *a purple imp made of different scraps of cloth brought to life* hey new girl
salamander: <>v<> uh . . . hi
Scrafty: so, this your new place?
salamander: . . apparently
