extremely charming, perfect NES vibes. my nitpick is that medusa's fortune didn't seem to match the pattern of (said affectionately) dumb mythology jokes. or the decaf thing is such a deep cut that my own greek mythology fails me.
Thank you so much, this made my day! You're totally right about Medusa: the other three fortunes riff on how their myths end (the heel, the wax, the look back), and hers was just a coffee pun, so it stuck out. To be honest, I wasn't feeling very creative with that joke, but I definitely plan to change it later since it really feels out of place. Fixing her fortune is first on my list when I update the game after the jam. Maybe a few more customers too, if I get the time. Thanks for playing and for the kind words!