I'm a sucker for this kind of toilet humour, so I'll start off by saying I definitely liked and was entertained by the different names for the farts. Added a bit of spice to the situation! I wasn't always good at being able to remember what names indicated what sizes of fart, though. However, found it very funny to realise that I quickly got good at manoeuvring myself as I farted to be just sure that another employee was in the line of sight of someone staring right at me when the load dropped. Could make for an entertaining joke game if expanded upon! Nice work!