that’s way more time of yours than I deserve so you have earned a Hints. I assume you’re missing D since that’s the cryptic one (or it’s just not functional, but I’m pretty sure it is)
Ending A - Have less than 300 Joy by the end of Day 8
Ending B - Have more than 300 Joy by the end of Day 8
Ending C - Blow yourself up with dynamite. Overrides other endings regardless of Joy value.
Ending D Hint - Break out of the simulation on day 8
(Ending D Answer below)
Using the blue spring, you can bounce yourself out of the map, but you will respawn in the bed. But what if there was no bed to respawn at?
