M. Patton: *very emotionaly hurt* ....i-im so s-sorry, i didnt know......
F. Virgil: *hugs Patton tightly* dont hurt my teddy bear
M. Virgil: *steals Patton from F. Virgil* mine
Dark: *gender is female* Ew.
Angry: *gender is male* Ew
Calm: *gender is female* I kinda wish I didn't have a photographic memory.
Lazy: *gender is male* I can't believe I am saying this but I don't think I can eat anymore.
Happy: *gender is female* awww how cute.
Light: *gender is male* I know right it's so Adorable.
Passionate: *gender is female* Oh wow! I just love love!
Dark: you 3 are wierd.
Lazy: I agree with dark.
Calm: same.
Angry: What they said.
both Virgils: *sigh*
M. Virgil: thsi Side i represent is literaly Anxiety, do you think i can handle a joke?
F. Virgil: *to late*
(this but a woman)
also, fact file:
-impulsive, constantly running on adreniline
-combine Virgils irrational fears and Remus' irrational intrusive thoughts
IrrAtIonALiTY: heyguys!
Calm: this is dark's fault
Dark: What!
Lazy: yep it was all Dark.
Dark: Oh so now you listen!
Angry: mhm Dark did it.
Dark: DUDE! YOU TOO!
Happy: Oh dark you're such a joker haha.
Dark: I thought you were supposed to be nice!
Light: Oh silly dark.
Dark: you have got to be kidding me.
Passionate:....
Dark: WOW REALLY! THANKS A LOT GUYS! I APPRECIATE IT! *storms away angrily*
Calm: this is angry's fault.
Angry: What no way it was your fault!
Lazy: Oh angry why would you accuse calm like that!
Angry: 'SCUSE ME!
Happy: *whistles*
Angry: really happy? You're dead to me.
Light: *acts like he didn't hear anything* what?
Angry: Oh forget it you don't even need to talk Passion. *walks away*
*repeat cycle until calm is the only one left*
Calm: finally. *reads book in silence*
iRrATionAlItY: *stalking Dark with the best sneakyness in the world, unfortunately for them Virgil and Remus are constantly arguing with each other in thier shared mind, and this form causes Virgil some of the worst pain shes ever felt, so theres screaming added into the mix, and when you combine all that with remus' intrusive thoughts, its just creatus chaos that makes any mind reader wish they never peered into Irrationalitys mind*
IrrAtIoNaLiTy: *sharpening thier mace thingy*
Dark: they are so freaking pathetic blaming me like that. What is wrong with them. I hate them so much and not to mention that angry joined them. We were supposed to be friends. Friends my a**. *sharpens her axe sword knife and multiple other weapons and loads a bunch of different guns* pathetic little- *stops abruptly* *sigh* that's all of them. I have nothing to sharpen or load. F****** Sh**.
Amélie: *she randomly reads minds while she's asleep* *wakes up* MY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE EARS. That was close.
Calm: this is dark's fault
Dark: What!
Lazy: yep it was all Dark.
Dark: Oh so now you listen!
Angry: mhm Dark did it.
Dark: DUDE! YOU TOO!
Happy: Oh dark you're such a joker haha.
Dark: I thought you were supposed to be nice!
Light: Oh silly dark.
Dark: you have got to be kidding me.
Passionate:....
Dark: WOW REALLY! THANKS A LOT GUYS! I APPRECIATE IT! *storms away angrily*
Calm: this is angry's fault.
Angry: What no way it was your fault!
Lazy: Oh angry why would you accuse calm like that!
Angry: 'SCUSE ME!
Happy: *whistles*
Angry: really happy? You're dead to me.
Light: *acts like he didn't hear anything* what?
Angry: Oh forget it you don't even need to talk Passion. *walks away*
*repeat cycle until calm is the only one left*
Calm: finally. *reads book in silence*