Calm: gosh what the heck is wrong with you two? Take a joke.
Lazy: yeap mhm that's wonderful.
Dark: you're not listening are you?
Lazy: yeah yeah nice nice.
Dark: of course.
both Virgils: *sigh*
M. Virgil: thsi Side i represent is literaly Anxiety, do you think i can handle a joke?
F. Virgil: *to late*
(this but a woman)
also, fact file:
-impulsive, constantly running on adreniline
-combine Virgils irrational fears and Remus' irrational intrusive thoughts
IrrAtIonALiTY: heyguys!
Calm: this is dark's fault
Dark: What!
Lazy: yep it was all Dark.
Dark: Oh so now you listen!
Angry: mhm Dark did it.
Dark: DUDE! YOU TOO!
Happy: Oh dark you're such a joker haha.
Dark: I thought you were supposed to be nice!
Light: Oh silly dark.
Dark: you have got to be kidding me.
Passionate:....
Dark: WOW REALLY! THANKS A LOT GUYS! I APPRECIATE IT! *storms away angrily*
Calm: this is angry's fault.
Angry: What no way it was your fault!
Lazy: Oh angry why would you accuse calm like that!
Angry: 'SCUSE ME!
Happy: *whistles*
Angry: really happy? You're dead to me.
Light: *acts like he didn't hear anything* what?
Angry: Oh forget it you don't even need to talk Passion. *walks away*
*repeat cycle until calm is the only one left*
Calm: finally. *reads book in silence*
iRrATionAlItY: *stalking Dark with the best sneakyness in the world, unfortunately for them Virgil and Remus are constantly arguing with each other in thier shared mind, and this form causes Virgil some of the worst pain shes ever felt, so theres screaming added into the mix, and when you combine all that with remus' intrusive thoughts, its just creatus chaos that makes any mind reader wish they never peered into Irrationalitys mind*
IrrAtIoNaLiTy: *sharpening thier mace thingy*
Dark: they are so freaking pathetic blaming me like that. What is wrong with them. I hate them so much and not to mention that angry joined them. We were supposed to be friends. Friends my a**. *sharpens her axe sword knife and multiple other weapons and loads a bunch of different guns* pathetic little- *stops abruptly* *sigh* that's all of them. I have nothing to sharpen or load. F****** Sh**.
Amélie: *she randomly reads minds while she's asleep* *wakes up* MY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE EARS. That was close.
IRratIonALITY: *now just listening in, and for the first time pretty much ever, thier mind is silent, no screams of pain, no bickering, nothing*
IrRATiONAlIty: *listing in on you being a paceful weapon of mass destruction*
IrrAtIoNaLiTY: *just kinda gets up* hey, i could give ya some of my weapons...and make more for you, if you dont get mad at me for listening in n that whole thing
IrRaTiOnAlIty: *then walks out of Darks room or wherever they are and just kinda cracks Angrys skull open* DonT REaD OuR MInD THen
IrRaTioNalITy: *before running at one bagillion miles an hour after Amellie, she makes a weapon that fits what shes seens of Darks personality perfectly*
IrrAtIoNaLiTY: *in less than a minute, theyre sitting on top of Amellies stomach in a......18+ pose (gee thanks remus) with a knife, stained with glowing, yellow blood against Amellies throat*
Calm: this is dark's fault
Dark: What!
Lazy: yep it was all Dark.
Dark: Oh so now you listen!
Angry: mhm Dark did it.
Dark: DUDE! YOU TOO!
Happy: Oh dark you're such a joker haha.
Dark: I thought you were supposed to be nice!
Light: Oh silly dark.
Dark: you have got to be kidding me.
Passionate:....
Dark: WOW REALLY! THANKS A LOT GUYS! I APPRECIATE IT! *storms away angrily*
Calm: this is angry's fault.
Angry: What no way it was your fault!
Lazy: Oh angry why would you accuse calm like that!
Angry: 'SCUSE ME!
Happy: *whistles*
Angry: really happy? You're dead to me.
Light: *acts like he didn't hear anything* what?
Angry: Oh forget it you don't even need to talk Passion. *walks away*
*repeat cycle until calm is the only one left*
Calm: finally. *reads book in silence*