This was hysterical. I love that you never actually playtest the game the whole way through, very true to life. Also, the joke about cutting "Playable on windows (optional mac linux" to "Playable (optional)" is one of the best jokes I've seen in a game, let alone a game jam game. Digging through the pile of buttons to find keys was also just an incredibly well designed section - I could tell you put WASD and the arrow keys at the bottom, which was a very nice touch. Great job, art reflects life, etc. :D