Wtf haha
Ok, I'm gonna be honest, I can't realisticaly give the game good ratings, but I'd lie if I said I didn't have a hell of a good time playing it for a couple minutes.
Not because the gameplay is solid, not because the graphics are fire and definitely not because the music / SFX are enticing, but because I was so taken aback by what the hell was going on and trying to figure out if what made me laugh was intended or not
The super loud non stop goblin cries, the camera that starts moving without a reason from time to time, the singular giant goblin that spawned once and never again, the life bar that went down without any enemy around, and the mechanic of pressing space to spin that actually wants you to always be spinning and doing nothing else, all of those combined genuinely cracked me up.
If your game is a serious attempt / you're a beginner, or anything, I don't want you to think I'm making fun of you or your work. I respect the fact that you made a game in the first place, but I want you to know that everything this game is and does was such a complete uno reverse card on what I expected that it resulted in one of the funniest games I played.
Congratulations!