My skills are transcendent, I tell you! (33 hits)
This is fun. At first I thought you couldn't collide with the ball after it was in play, but after I figured out that wasn't a factor - I realized I could slow play it.
The math is mathing, as always. Never in my life did I think I would play pong in a hyperbolic space. The text effects are also good.
I think a good "up the difficulty" mode would be to disallow the player from passing through the ball (accelerate the ball if the push it from the wrong side) -- but I have no idea how the math for that works!
I always look forward to your submissions, this one is good!