This was absolutely hilarious. Genuinely adore the serious sense of humor this game has. I had a lot of fun reading all the news headlines, the descriptions, and even the game page itself. Fantastic. I imagine it must've been a lot of fun writing all that. I was considering adding some more writing to my game actually, but time got in the way unfortunately.
I also like how you worked the theme in there. Before I started, I was worried it wouldn't come up in a clicker game, but you very much proved me wrong. A theme can very much still be followed, even if only in dialogue, especially when you lean into it as hard as you did.