I enjoyed how simple the controls were and how easy it was to pick up and understand however the game had no juice and it was too idle. With that I rate the enjoyment a 2/5.
I enjoyed how much the game was focused on the theme however there was no creativity so I rated the Creativity & Theme a 3/5.
The visuals were very poor the buttons were very basic looking which I didn't like, the bottom buttons had no feedback or response to being hovered over it wasn't clear what the "In all seriousness" upgrade was doing I knew it was doing something but as to what I have no clue. The player was cool because it was hand drawn. So the visuals get a 1/5 rating.
There was almost no audio but the background music was decent. All things considered the game gets a 2/5 from me.
Apart from the music the game had no seriousness. 1/5 from me.
One side thing that can't go into the ratings is I appreciated how you understood that scratch text is weird and added information in the description.
With that I rate your game an 8/25.