Figured I should say something instead of just disappearing out of shame but I've officially been defeated... š
I've spent the past couple of days just battling the code and going to bed frustrated every night. I've come to the conclusion that I just need more knowledge/practice with Godot that I don't currently have to get this done. Regardless, I wanna thank you guys for the encouragement and aid you offered.
Hopefully in the future I'll be able to complete the game to what I envisioned but for now I've got some studying to do.
Good luck with the jam ya'll! š