I think I wont, because of you.
Word of advice, when someone who is thinking about something you are offering, even if free, asks for some details, just give them the details. You know the answers. This is why they are asking you.
Being a complete a-hole about it, is going to bring you unstuck at some point in you life. But because you ARE an a-hole, you wont listen to the advice, and now I have to go through my life knowing I will not get be there when you fubar-ed so hard you cry. I can live with it though.
Being a dick is not a good look though.