a few typos:
"seringe" should be "syringe"
"unopenned" (in all can descriptions as well as utensils that involve unopened cans) should be "unopened"
unlock criteria for Midas Hand utensil says "%sgo" for some reason?
also, being indecisive about strings of slime (changing your string back and forth between different ones) reduces the amount of points you get from each string? no idea if thats intentional