HangOn: Brutally honest review

Gameplay: this game requires more coordination and attention than I can possibly muster after only getting 4 hours of sleep and living on cold brew in my dank apartment while it is high pollen allergy season, the stars are not aligned, there are solar flares interfering with my nerves, and somehow, my fingers do not want to obey my commands.

Graphics: cute, but my 90 year old grandma could have knitted it better, I do however think that it fits the absolute existential hell I felt as I stared at my screen while attempting to control the pawns.

Music: 404 not found, or it is just meant to be silent so that I can hear my own blood rushing through my veins?

Story: Is there one?? I would like to know without having to go through the ordeal of playing this.

Concept: AMAZING 11/10 ILOVEIMPOSSIBLEGAMESTHANKYOUVERYMUCH!!!

Would I recommend this to a 12 year old kid? Sure, they need to be taught the importance of patience.

Yours truly, Caffe Biscotti (She/They) XOXO