Want Half a Mounds bar? What? Who Eats a Mounds Bar? I Do. My Whole Life, I Don't Think I've Seen a Single Person Eat a Mounds Bar. You're About To See One Now. So You Walk Into a Store, You see That Hundreds Of Options For candy, And You Choose a Mounds Bar? Yep. So What Is It You Like? The Coconut? The Chocolate? Yeah, Both Those Things. How Long You Been Eating 'em? Uh I've probably Been Having A Mounds bar two to three Times a Day For The Past 25 Years. GEEZ, NO WONDER YOU CAN'T WALK. YOU HAVE TOTAL RENAL SHUTDOWN! YOUR KIDNEYS ARE DROWNING IN A STEW OF CHOCOLATE AND COCONUT! Give Me That! *Rustling Sounds* What Are You Doing.