I cackled! Very funny. All hippos are aliens-- case closed
I think it is also the first Twine game I've played... I'd been thinking about Twine. Makes me want to dig into it!
I'd definitely recommend giving Twine a try if you're interested!
I think it's very beginner friendly if you want to make something simple, but if you have some coding knowledge you can also do some really crazy stuff in it! (That last part is based on Twine games I've played, not on anything I've actually made lol)