survival/ stat management is a really good genre to pick in relation to the theme! I adore the art style and animations, it fits the comedic tone of the game, especially the pigeon "delivering" the newspaper hahaha! I think it's quite clever to have the newspaper act as a diegetic UI menu and tutorial and I appreciate that the consumable items are more than a one time use! The detail of the exit game button changing text was also very cute and funny!
I also really like the inclusion of having to swat / shoo away the files. that can eat your food to give the game more spice and challenge.
I also like the sound effects included as they add to the comedic tone very well! Just would like if there was some music included, that would be triggered on the balance of stats you have.
However I did get a little confused when I threw the news paper away the game just kinda seemed to stop, I was hoping the pigeon would come back but they didn't, not sure if they were supposed to?
also sometimes I grabbed an item I didn't want by accident because arrive close together, I'd suggest having the item outlined in a stand out colour so it's easier to know which item you're going to pick up.
Great Job, Well Done! : )