I laughed when I realized I had to pay to unlock the upgrades and hp stuff lol. That's hilarious. Fun game, could use some work on the controls and gameplay feel but otherwise fun game. Liked the music.
Thanks for the feedback! I went for the most straightforward idea for the theme, which is interpreting it literally xD. I originally wanted to make more features that are locked behind a paywall, but time was running out so I had to rush a few things.