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Thanks for engaging with the metaphor.

First, stats ARE fun, aren’t they.

I mean, what is more fun than STATS?

Even the name sounds cool… “stats”.

What’s even cooler is that stats is short for statistics.

And what does the word statistics bring to mind?

Stuff like mean, median, and mode.

And standard deviations.

And those other weird buttons on yer calculator in high school that you didn’t have clue one about what they did, but you knew they did something.

NERD BUTTONS, those were.

Kinda like the hyperbolic trig functions.

I mean, what the hell is a hyperbolic sine?

I know what a hyperbolic sign it.

It is a sign that exaggerates.

Stupid math.