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good morning fellow overseers, and where applicable, good afternoon, good evening, and good night, it's me, technical Mc'issues also known as "C.R.T head", welcome to another rousing episode of

Autism and ADD ADVENTURES!

wait £#$? wrong script.

EPISODE 20.10 "DETOUR - part two

so, our two goobers are still in the museum, waiting for.... literally anything to happen. like, at all. they just got locked out of the "you" section, so, they go the second floor of the museum, finding mild expansions on the previous exhibits, example: Abraham Lincoln. yes, you read that correctly. the rest of the exhibits are similarly weird, like the meat wall, or the door that needs a blue skull- oh wait that's how we progress the plot isn't it.

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well now we gotta find the blue hell-key I MEAN blue Skull, and OH SO THIS WAS THE ROOM WE WERE KEEPING THE WRETCHED MANNEQUINS IN. each one a perversion of the human form, made mostly of porcelain and meat. meat that is, in fact, bleeding. all of them stand impossibly still, creating a path through the room, towards a headless Mannequin with the Skull we need in the place of it's head, and immediately after taking it, oh wouldn't you know it, accompanied by the sound of a joint popping out of it's socket, all the the Mannequins are... looking at Fox and Bird. is now a bad time to mention I gave these things a 6 for speed?

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so, obviously, there was a chase sequence, a difficult one since, as you already know but I must state anyway, the A.D.L.R units have a speed of 3, and K.L.B.R units have a speed of 4. neither are anything to sneeze at but again, they were in a mad dash against a thing with a ***6***. it was close, including a pity head-start since Bird biffed the first roll and fell over, and fox nearly doing a friendly fire, ultimately leading to Bird getting the skull onto the pedestal, and opening the balcony, allowing them to take in the blood red skies, pitch black landscapes, the Mannequins running away in terror, and machines the size of cities looming in the distance. then Fox's player fell asleep so we uh... we called it there.

Möge das wachsame Auge der großen Revolutionäre euch Sicherheit bringen.
願皇后的祝福伴你一路前行

PS. I hope the ciphers in-between each passage isn't too annoying but uh...….. yeag I like doing that, probably going to keep doing them with the .5 episodes and similar. sometimes at least! don't count on it though, things have been busy! also sorry that these have been really short recently, even though it's not exactly in my hands how long the sessions go for, me & my players energy levels are the deciding factor there.

good afternoon, I won't waste much time to be honest, as this session was shorter than intended.

episode 20.10.1

was going fine, RIGHT up until my body decided that I was either going to pass out or die within an hour, causing me to be forced to cut the session for my own sake. my own memory of the events are a bit fuzzy, and the recordings are not fucking helping, by the way, yes, that is my first conscious use of profanity in these, I recognise that there are most likely other uses of such language in these documents but I do not feel like combing through every entry on this thread to confirm, here are the basics while I can still remember them.

- oh hey we found that squad we were sent here to get[empire]
- exposition
- ravenous activities towards a vending machine that cost two playcoins
- THE SUPREME MACHINE IS OUTSIDE
- chase sequence part 2

goodbye for now!

Möge das wachsame Auge der großen Revolutionäre euch Sicherheit bringen.
願皇后的祝福伴你一路前行

P.S. I feel like shiiit rofl