Boy, oh boy. Uh, to start off, nothing's more inviting than the loud screaming piece of shit kid that was right by the entrance. As soon as I got past him, I was able to trip him and he hit his dipshit fat head on a rail and blacked out. Thank God. I came to this place to buy my son a bottle of lighter fluid for his 9th birthday again. And the first thing I noticed when I walked in was a huge mammal eating a customer. A bit further in, I was somewhat surprised by an employee whom grabbed me and started gnawing on my arm. I was letting her go at it for a bit at my little arm until it was completely covered in blood and I began to bleed out and some bitch woman started screaming. So, I casually walked away to avoid a scene. Um, I immediately started heading over to aisle 23B, which I know by heart is where the lighter fluid is halfway down on the bottom shelf. So, you can imagine my face when I walked almost all the fucking way across the store just to see that these goddamn clown slab dicks had moved the lighter fluid to a different aisle. I wanted to immediately die. I profusely walked to the middle of the store looking for an employee to eviscerate when I just so happened to bump into the manager of the store, a buddy of mine. He asked me what was wrong, but I quickly cut him off by wrapping my metallic robot hands, long story, around his dumb fucking neck and snapping both his arms. While he was screaming in pain and begging for mercy, I was able to open up his stomach and disembowel him. Some degenerate pussy saw what was happening, and within 4 minutes, everyone had evacuated the store like a bunch of cunts. During that time, I continued removing all of his organs. When, and this is the kicker, I looked up for a moment while bashing his skull in. And you won't believe this, the lighter fluid was right there in aisle 18A. I felt like such a goofball. Anyway, me and the manager had a good laugh about it and made up. I then took his jaw as a trophy. After all that, I was more than happy to check out my bottle of lighter fluid and steal four packs of Trident gum.