Charlotte: *comes out of the room, almost reaches for the liquor but gets a juice box instead**pours the juice into a wine glass and sits on the couch and stares into space*
Me: wait hold up y'all have fucked at least 5+ times already............wait hold on let me think.......wait no, wait *Me.exe has stopped working8
Charlotte: whatever
Me: WAIT NO YEAH BECAUSE ITS BEEN LIKE 3 WEEKS SENCE WHATEVER YOU SAID!...wait, no thats would be 3 then,...wait no wait....
Me: okay no yeah, anyways okay yep figured it all out im dine here
Virgil: *out of knowhere* *jumpscare* BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY SOUL? NO SIR NO SIR WHAT THE HELL ARE MORTALS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Virgil: *yeets it away* *just gives you a blank stare for a good minute* chill
Virgil: *singing as she goes away* jack be nible jack be quick, Jills a whore and her alibis are dirty tricks
