Me: okay no yeah, anyways okay yep figured it all out im dine here
Virgil: *out of knowhere* *jumpscare* BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY SOUL? NO SIR NO SIR WHAT THE HELL ARE MORTALS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Virgil: *yeets it away* *just gives you a blank stare for a good minute* chill
Virgil: *singing as she goes away* jack be nible jack be quick, Jills a whore and her alibis are dirty tricks
srry its Junk Day and then dinner
Virgil: *comes back* yeh nu ima stay a bit
Virgil: *hanging upside down from the couch using spider web stuff to hang onto the couch*
*oh great now you ahve to clean cobwebs from the couch*
Virgil: dont worry they come right off, its bareley a hassile to clean
*maybe thats because they dont stick to you Virgil*
