Absolute goddamn banger this is incredible 10000/10
In all seriousness I love the humour in this, and the graphics are simple but really charming!! The highscore for crossing over your own body is funny, I love how the giant crab didn't wanna move cuz it was comfy (real) and called us puny, and losing cuz you kissed the other sea monster too many times is hilarious- even moreso when I kept doing it anyway and the text admitted defeat- I love this so much it's genuinely so funny