Just to clear things up a tad, since I can see those votes creeping upward; it's a nonsense joke warning page. There's a couple subtle tells, like the absurd quantity of jargon, the claim it scans device acoustics, the disclaimer about all characters being 22 years old, or the fact it's six paragraphs long.
I can certainly respect the stance being taken and think the frustration is valid (there's a reason there's a nonsense joke warning page, after all, I think we're broadly of the same opinion here), but overall I'd say this is a solid indicator to the value of being properly informed (so as to be able to correctly parse information) over anything else.
(ed: wanted to modify (soften) my tone)