this feels... ironic.
is this how you regard the institution of matrimony?
Hello Lin Ji, I just want to start of by saying thank you for taking the time to play it!
I don't think anyone in our team regards marriage like it is portrayed in this game, we just thought it would be a fun setting to have an old druid who has a log for a wife to be portrayed in this way. It's an entirely fictional setting which should in no way be taken seriously and is just meant for the absurdity of the game as a whole.
Hope this sheds some lights on that!