Okay as soon as I saw "LET ME HAVE THAT PLUMP PUSSY" I just knew, this is one of those games where I'm going to pick every wrong dialog option on purpose because I just can't resist, isn't it?
So, sure, this is just a rough prototype, but I actually love the concept (honestly there need to be more Reigns-likes) and the writing here seriously had me laughing the whole time. Would really love to see you continue this!