Playability:
Rage game mechanics with a less brutal touch. You've done a good job at defining where the player can and should go. The cheesy wotsits are also a nice touch.
Theme:
Not very heavy on the theme implementation but slowly eases into it.
Cleverness:
Great jokes, references, and writing overall. I too want cheesy wotsits for courage and energy.
Artistic Style:
Silly and consistent throughout. You've done a good job here.