Playability:
Easy to understand and play through. Powerups are wildly inconsistent and scale seemingly infinitely so the challenge disappears immediately. Fun to play regardless just needs time to cook.
Theme:
The implementation here is a bit weak beyond the narrative. Doesn't tie into gameplay neatly and feels a bit like an afterthought.
Cleverness:
Absurdly self referential and hilarious. Your voice over sounds like ZeFrank and I can't unhear it. This kind of humor is great and you should continue on with it.
Artistic Style:
Simple and consistent but a bit busy for the environment.