My God...just genius! The ability to write all that takes a level of intelligence, knowledge, and thought process...that is so rare these days. Did you seriously just write all that yourself, because that is amazing lol. To be totally transparent and maybe a bit TMI, I will share the following aftermath of reading this with you:
I was sitting here alone.....I thought I was anyway.....and I am reading this silently in my head. After awhile, I am just SO impressed that I end up being, "unsilent", by saying to myself, in an overly loud and enthusiastic tone: "Wow....assuming this is a man, I am beyond ready to divorce my husband for him!"
I immediately regretted it, because I am now moving my desk to the other side of the room, so my chair does not force me to sit with my back to the doorway. This is due to the fact that as soon as the above words left my mouth, I heard from behind me, a much louder voice say: "Babe, that sounds like a great idea to me! Why don't you go get your purse, and hand me back all my credit cards first?"
Needless to say I am still married.