⛪ All 5 Church endings:
These endings depend on time of day, dialogue choices, and whether you encourage or challenge the church's behavior.
Ending 1: “Not good enough”:
Variant 1:
- 17:00–21:00 → “I should cheer her up.”
- Next day, any time → “There is no real priest nearby?”
- Next day, 17:00–21:00 → “Help them!”
- Next day, any time → “Just go there already!”
Variant 2.1:
- 07:00–17:00 → “There is no real priest nearby?”
- Next day, 08:00–21:00 → Choose any option
- Next day, 17:00–21:00 → “Help them!”
- Next day, any time → “Just go there already!”
Variant 2.2:
- 07:00–17:00 → “This place is a mess to be honest.”
- Next day, 08:00–21:00 → “Why can't she be baptized?”
- Next day, 17:00–21:00 → “Help them!”
- Next day, any time → “Just go there already!”
Follow sequence of church visits → choose options that show mild concern but not deep involvement.
General pattern: Help the church, but question or doubt them at certain moments. Finish by saying, “Just go there already!”
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Ending 2: “Happy ending”:
Variant 1:
- 17:00–21:00 → “I should cheer her up.”
- Next day, any time → “This place is a mess to be honest.”
- Next day, 17:00–21:00 → “Help them!”
- Next day, any time → “Just go there already!”
Variant 2:
- 07:00–17:00 → “This place is a mess to be honest.”
- Next day, 08:00–21:00 → “I wanted to ask about the new pope.”
- Next day, 17:00–21:00 → “Help them!”
- Next day, any time → “Just go there already!”
Help the church consistently and choose dialogue that expresses honesty and constructive criticism.
General pattern: Be honest about the church being messy, encourage PriestBot, help them, finish with “Just go there already!”
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Ending 3: “True ending”:
Variant 1:
- 17:00–21:00 → “I should cheer her up.”
- Next day, any time → Choose any option
- Next day, 17:00–21:00 → “Help them!”
- Next day, any time → “I don’t know! He’s the priest, he knows best!”
Variant 2:
- 07:00–17:00 → Choose any option
- Next day, 08:00–21:00 → Choose any option
- Next day, 17:00–21:00 → “Help them!”
- Next day, any time → “I don’t know! He’s the priest, he knows best!”
Same as the Happy ending route, but the final choice must show trust in PriestBot.
General pattern: Support PriestBot consistently and finish with: “I don’t know! He’s the priest — he knows best!”
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Ending 4: “Worst ending”:
Variant 1:
- 17:00–21:00 → “I should cheer her up.”
- Next day, any time → Choose any option
- Next day, 17:00–21:00 → “Fuck them! (not literally)”
- Next day, 17:00–21:00 → Just visit the church again
Variant 2:
- 07:00–17:00 → Choose any option
- Next day, 08:00–21:00 → Choose any option
- Next day, 17:00–21:00 → “Fuck them! (not literally)”
- Next day, 17:00–21:00 → Just visit the church again
Always choose the “Reject / Screw them” options. Return during the late hours (17:00–21:00) several days in a row.
General pattern: Follow the church storyline normally, but when the big choice appears, choose: “Fuck them!” and return the next day.
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Ending 5: “Oblivious ending”:
Variant 1:
- 17:00–21:00 → “She needs to face the reality.”
- Next day, any time → Visit the church again
Variant 2:
- 07:00–17:00 → Choose any option
- Next day, 07:00–08:00 → Visit the church during this time window
For Variant 1: Choose options that show emotional distance (example: “She needs to face reality”).
For Variant 2: Visit very early hours for Variant 2.
General pattern: Tell Shanice she needs to face reality, or visit early morning the next day.