I like the use of 'and thens' being used, I almost expected a Dude Where's my car where it just went on and on until it circled back to the cousin.
"That was until my cousin's best friend's sister in law was killed".
For some reason the use of duck puns everywhere just did it for me.
"The coroner said it was a quack overdose, But something smelt fowl".
Really cool controls, careful killing too many of those dastardly flock deserters though or you'll experience what it is like to be "balls to the walls" out of control like a pin ball.