I did rage quit and then read your page. So I went back and got all the way to the end. I was only halfway out of stamina and it just got stuck like this, with stamina still depleting. Still attempt to do it again (many, many times) and haven't made it.
Anyway, the humor is top notch. It's definitely addicting, but that better not be the end. :D
You really captured the soul of each of the places we visited along the way. ;)