*bummed becuz im all for protecting the enviroment but because shes (predijuiced) i cant*
Me: *gets as close as i can to the island without entering her territory and admiring it*
Yo btw if u no harm da island Lavender gon allow u into da island u-u
Me: *also took a owboat so that i didnt polute her waters*
yeah it took liek a week so what*
Lavender: WHO TF ISH COMING TO MOTHER PLANT >:0
Me: *gets scared**hides becuase im scrd*
Lavender: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Dat a monsta? ?-?
Lavender: Ima go check...
*nope def not*
Me: oh shit im fucked all i wanted was to visit a nice island becuz no one wants me in there lif and if i die alone i at least want to die somewhere pretty
Lavender: >:O DAT A HOOMAN
Hmmmmmmmm...
Ima ask her if she wanna hurt mah lovely isl u-u
Me: *panicing* and now whatever monster was rumored to be on this island is gonna fuck me up on fuck im dea fuck this shit im drowning myself
Lavender: MA'AM U WANNA HARM MAH LIL' ISLAND 3:<
If u no hurt it u can stay uwu ;w;
me: *was hiding in da rowboat to snek on da island* ok baii I don't wanna die also I'm not polluting so plez no kill *yeets self out of boat*
Me: *look up at you* oh, youre not as scary as i though youd be! n-no ma'am, im just here becuz....becuz i hav crippiling deppression...........
(no lie i do)
I am bc I am a respectful hooman being :>
