Me: *gets scared**hides becuase im scrd*
Lavender: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Dat a monsta? ?-?
Lavender: Ima go check...
*nope def not*
Me: oh shit im fucked all i wanted was to visit a nice island becuz no one wants me in there lif and if i die alone i at least want to die somewhere pretty
Lavender: >:O DAT A HOOMAN
Hmmmmmmmm...
Ima ask her if she wanna hurt mah lovely isl u-u
Me: *panicing* and now whatever monster was rumored to be on this island is gonna fuck me up on fuck im dea fuck this shit im drowning myself
Lavender: MA'AM U WANNA HARM MAH LIL' ISLAND 3:<
If u no hurt it u can stay uwu ;w;
Me: of course i dont wanna hurt your island! its lovley! *wonders if eating le fruit to FREAKING LIVE is hurting the island*
also gtg but ill be back in liek a hour
oki ;-;
hello
Me: hey...does eating fruit count as destriying the island *instantly his=des due teh fea rthat it is*
Me: U can eat da fruit u-u
hullo i am back
me: *was hiding in da rowboat to snek on da island* ok baii I don't wanna die also I'm not polluting so plez no kill *yeets self out of boat*
Me: FAQ THERE ANOTHER MA'AM >:0
MA'AM COME OUT ME NU KILL umu
Me: *look up at you* oh, youre not as scary as i though youd be! n-no ma'am, im just here becuz....becuz i hav crippiling deppression...........
(no lie i do)
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Tell meh it u-u
aww no murder :< welp uhh anoter hooman came to da island on a cruise ship :>
Me: Ma'am >:<
Come u-u
;-; oki
Me: *Holding blade* U wanna try to hurt mah SMOL LIL' MOTHER PLANT?!
