*yeah well does Lizzie?*
*i WILL find a way to make this happen btw*
Para: *confused* Mommy never say not to...Mommy never say anything.......at all......
*HOW THE FUCK**OKAY THATS ILLEGAL*
Para: *hugs yew to tight* no!
Creator me: okay, let me get some shit straight, if yew dotn teach this kid, then Zalgo is more thna likey either gonna kill you or give you a fate worse than death, okay? so get the kid in check or get fucked
Para: *hides in a cabnet becuz she cant think of anyone remaining here that likes her and she forgot who left so she doesnt know who to teleport to*
Zalgo: TEACH MY DAMN KID OR ELSE
*yep okay then*
*magic list says
things to teach my damn kid or else:
1. Engilish
2. how to be a Reaper (may take a while)
3. how to kill something without feeling emotions
4. whatever else might help her
5. how to eat & drink properly
Para: *who also cant read* tf is this?
