Zalgo: TEACH MY DAMN KID OR ELSE
*yep okay then*
*magic list says
things to teach my damn kid or else:
1. Engilish
2. how to be a Reaper (may take a while)
3. how to kill something without feeling emotions
4. whatever else might help her
5. how to eat & drink properly
Para: *who also cant read* tf is this?
Zalgo: *teleports everyone back there who just left**deletes all doors/windows/ways to leave8
Para: *mad at Zalgo*
Zalgo: *deletes your arms*
Para: *middle fingers to the sky*
*guess its learning time*
*what was first on the list? teach the kid manners and correct Engilish?*
Para: wha we do now? me bored
*hmm yes yes it was.....maybe we should test what happens to soemone who says no....*
